So in addition to a myriad of all sorts of other bad shit that was visited upon me on Sunday, Jan 25, a day in which the best parts were spent laying in bed in the morning and laying in bed at night, it appears that a bona fide art heist happened to me as…
An Arrangement of Mike Nichols Jax Beer Commercials…
Director Mike Nichols died yesterday. I arranged some of his Jax Beer commercials and put them here. Because, you know, there’s a New Orleans connection to damn near everyone… Talking dog Louis is my favorite…
Self Important Poetry Found Here…
No Middle Name “I was self important. The one thing that sticks out when reading these pieces of poetry and prose is they are written by a young man who feels as though his view is unique and important. And, from what I recall of myself at the time, that’s precisely what I thought I…
Vibrio Vulnificus Football Club (V.V.F.C.) Playlist
If you watch the Vibrio Vulnificus Football Club playlist straight through, it’s like a badly edited, esoteric documentary/mockumentary about flag football and drinking…
Compassion and the Damage Done: Maximizing The Hurt of A Very Tragic Death
Cyclist run over, killed by large truck in Marigny I saw the aftermath of this horrible accident and was pretty damaged by it. The response to it by some members of our community has been further damaging. The witch hunt is on. People want the driver of the truck charged, not realizing or caring how…
Jackson Square Artist Group Photo
Dear The Lens…
Hello The Lens! I noticed you had a job opening posted on your Web site… Part-time event and sales manager I think I am uniquely qualified for this position. I don’t know if I have an actual resume listing my qualifications on hand but a quick look at my social network accounts should give you…
The Algiers Ferry: Great Public Service, Bad Business
You will often see, in those vignettes of New Orleans that precede commercial breaks during prime time Saints football games, or the Super Bowl, or TV shows about New Orleans or perhaps even NBA All Star games, camera shots intended to capture, in a few moments, the vibrancy of the city. You’ll see a man…
The Ole Buckaroo! On Sale Now!
“When Ray signed the six-month lease on his one-bedroom apartment in Bunker Springs, the management company pitched the place to him as being “in a convenient location” and “budget-smart” and the neighborhood as a “hidden treasure.” They failed to mention it was in the midst of an underground sex district. They did take pets though.”…
All Vibrio Vulnificis Football Club Videos…
Promo Vid #1 Promo Vid #2 Tuna Melt #32 Post Practice Interview 1 BEFFTANK #98 Post Practice Interview 1 Johnny Oktober #7 Post Practice Interview 1 Poochie #00 Post Practice Interview 1 A-Bear #88 Post Practice Interview 1 Rev. #69 Post Practice Interview 1 Smooth Merge Post Practice Interview 1 BEEFTANK #98 Rev. #69 Post…