Dear Doris, You were the best love. Some think there is only one kind of love, or there is only one thing to love, or one way to love, or that it doesn’t exist at all. They are wrong. There are many ways to love. Yours was the best of them all, a simple, uncomplicated,…
Category: Self Important
There Was A Time in 2000…
…when I would wake up on a Saturday morning with a cup of coffee and just so excited to surf the Internet for the first two or three hours of the day. That’s what they called it back then, “surfing.” Even on 56k modems they likened it to Cheyne Horan shredding swells on mushrooms. I…
Blog as Journal
No blog revival lasts. It’s always a moment’s inspiration. A failed reboot. An attempt at a reconciliation between someone and their muse to revive a relationship that perished for a proper reason. As all things do, right or wrong. Everything dies for the right reason. So I’m not going to revive The Chicory blog, which…
Ode to Mr. Tybs
Mr. Tybs you were always a real piece of shit cat. You pissed on things. You raped Talula. You swiped at Doris. You puked a lot. You were annoying. You had bad teeth. You ignored the litter box. You never caught things. You didn’t play. Your purr was almost inaudible. You never loved us and…