Whoa! Doesn’t Danae Columbus know about the phrases, “jerry-rigged” or its cousin, “jimmy-rigged”? Not sure who jimmy or jerry are but apparently, you don’t want them near any of your endeavors.
And while doing a little research on the above link I came across this enlightening page. Who knew the Dutch had so many stereotypes?
I guess one could say Columbus ignited a shitstorm which may also be referred to as tar baby (a word which amazingly bestows upon its operator an immediate example of itself shortly thereafter).