News Flash: Potable Water in the Pernt!

Posted on December 14, 2006 by Varg

Fabulous news everybody! The threat is over! The water is potable in Algiers Point! No more berlin’ it. I just read it on the Internet so it must be true. My underarms, butt and scrotum will be so happy. Yay.

Oh yea, here’s the story…
Officials: Water in Algiers safe for consumption

4 thoughts on “News Flash: Potable Water in the Pernt!”

e says:

December 14, 2006 at 7:32 pm

vg on the scrotum comment
Varg says:

December 14, 2006 at 9:12 pm

Hey, half of us got one…
TM says:

December 15, 2006 at 1:22 am

“My underarms, butt and scrotum will be so happy.”

Oh thank you for sharing!!

I could exclaim the female equivelent, but I won’t!
🙂
ashley says:

December 15, 2006 at 3:03 am

We’re happy you’re happy.

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