Live Blogging From Varg’s Zenith 27-Inch!

That’s right! All night long I’ll be live blogging from in front of my 27-Inch, 8 year-old Zenith Television set! New posts will be at the top, older stuff at the bottom!

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10:05

Obama elected. I can’t believe I heard it on Comedy Central.

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8:57

The Chicory has projected that it has no effin idea what’s going on in the Landrieu / Kennedy race. But we are popping champagne corks as soon as Florida gets projected for O-B-A-M-A, OBAMA! Anyone else heard that song on OZ?

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8:57

The Chicory has projected that Barack Obama will win the election.

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8:22
I had to break away from the Socialist party to say that I ended up at FoxNews on a whim and was delighted to see I arrived at the same time they were forced to call Ohio for Obama. Better yet, Karl Rove was there. Britt Hume looked like a sad panda. I mean, sadder than he normally looks.

So now, if O carries all of Kerry’s states, he’s got this.
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8:08
Since I am surrounded by properties I refer to as “red states,” we invited the neighbors from down the block (the only libbys around) to come to a results-watching “Socialist party” which is now in full swing. Posting may be sparse for a while.

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7:24
I’ve switched to the networks and am back in the front room. Rockin’ with my main man Brian Williams. Don’t know why but there’s something I like about that fella, but I’d rather cuddle with Katie.

Oh, right, the election. Both McCain and Obama won a bunch of states they won by their counterparts in 2004. Also, like in 2004 they are calling races with 0 percent reporting and Romy doesn’t understand how they can do so. I once again don’t know what to tell her because I also don’t know.

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6:49
I just saw McCain make a speech from his jet and…well, the first thing is, this MFer is still campaigning! I mean, polls are closed in some states and he’s still out there making speeches. Secondly, who was that I saw between McCain and Cindy? It was “Emperor Palpatine” Joe Leiberman. Fuck you Joe!

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6:17
Whoa! Hey! Romy’s Shanghaied the Zenith! I went in to check the goings-on and she was watching Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmer! Worse, Zimmer had his shirt off.

She said she would put the news back on and tuned into CNN where I saw Wolf calling Virginia as “too early” with zero precincts reporting.

I would change this to Live Blogging from the 19-inch Sylvania in the bedroom but DirecTV’s fantastic service is once again not working in that room. To the Internet I go!

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5:55
I’ll start by saying I saw flyers for an Obama Victory Party at One Eyed Jacks tonight. Not good karma there guys. Not good Karma.

But anyway, I really want to watch the coverage on one of the networks rather than 24-hour cable but none of them are covering it yet so I tuned into CNN grudgingly. I managed to watch about three minutes of it before I became disgusted about how they were selling their coverage as “the #1, most, best election coverage anywhere, ever, in the world.” So I’m already at MSNBC as my second choice. I’m starting with CBS as my network of choice when they finally get around to covering the damn thing.

Oh, and Obama is leading in effin Indiana and I think that rocks.