Below is a list of several Nola.com front pages. Each reporting on the condition of Causeway traffic each morning. Note that never is the traffic bad and sometimes the morning report lasts well into the day. The worst case being the last in which the traffic was reported as clear at 7:24 a.m. and the headline remained until 2:38 p.m. when itwas of benefit benefit to no one confined to the first three dimensions.
That Causeway sure gets around. I’m waiting for it to get hitched with Britney so that Chris Rose can cover it 24/7 too.
I am so glad to know that I’m not the only person out there who is annoyed by the fact that this is somehow a daily headline. How is this news?
I imagine it’s quite a challenge to write something new and compelling every day that in essence says “there is no traffic on the Causeway.”
Thing is, I’ve never seen it say, “Causeway all backed up.”