Hey CNN!
Varg here!
Hey, now that oil is the highest it has ever been, you don’t have to continue writing stories about it reaching “a new high.” See, after it eclipses the highest it has ever been, each increment after that is a “new high.” So please spare us the inevitable “Oil reaches $143 a barrel for the first time ever” headline that I am sure is lurking somewhere in the fourth dimension.
Need a story idea? Check this…
Billions for Katrina recovery awaits president’s signature
Ya heard?
Varg
P.S. I’m posting this letter and your response on my blog.