A crippled pornographer has sponsored a polygraph test administered by a lie detector to the stars and in that test a prostitute has said that even though she has lied all her life, this time she is telling the truth and the test proves it. The test is in reference to a sexual relationship the ho had with an allegedly diaper-clad Senator from Louisiana whose wife said she would cut off his peepee if she ever caught him cheating. To date, the senator’s penis has not been severed.
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