Gretna is Gassy

Posted on May 16, 2007 by Varg

Probe continues into mysterious odor in Gretna

Yea, and it’s wafting over here to The Pernt! Damn near spoiled my morning bike ride! Sure smelled like natural gas. Perhaps this rain will wash it away.

Update: The story has been updated and in the comments section there is a great retort on Nola.com copy editing skills by Nola.com reader “Bratman.”

5 thoughts on “Gretna is Gassy”

liprap says:

May 16, 2007 at 4:45 pm

Maitri said she smelled something in the LGD.

You know what they say about the ones who smelt it…
Varg says:

May 16, 2007 at 6:50 pm

Dang Maitri.
TM says:

May 16, 2007 at 7:39 pm

Well apparently there’s one advantage to sinus congestion. Heh.
Maitri says:

May 20, 2007 at 9:15 pm

Hey, when I drop ass, it won’t be just the LGD and Gretna. All y’all best be pulling out your gas masks.

Did they figure out what it was, though?
Varg says:

May 21, 2007 at 11:54 am

It seemed to be a bigger story when no one knew what it was. When ever the mystery was solved, it disappeared off the front page of Nola.com. So much for news you can use. Onward with news that will terrify you.

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